Ding dong!

[PekUSA]

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME &
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to

see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you . you have no legs!

The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'

Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,

'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'

[Guns]

LMAO 

[GfL]

LOL, that'd scare most women !!! 

[Apache]

Wonder if he used his tongue???

[PekUSA]

Wonder if he used his tongue???

Now Apache, what are you thinking of?   

[Apache]

Maybe it should have been:

DANG DONG

[Guns]

or even

King DONG!

[GfL]

"wonder if he used his tongue"

Now Apache, what are you thinking of?   

I'm not sure but might be interesting