Morning all

[GfL]

A 14 inch crescent wrench with a leather wrist strap!!!!

Now that just sounds plain kinky     

For most wimmins "a sound whack..." is easy they'd just their handbags  lol

[pagewizards]

Wimmin and their handbags..one of life's great mystery's..on  a par with wimmin and their shoes!...

[GfL]

Wimmin and their handbags..one of life's great mystery's..on  a par with wimmin and their shoes!...

LMAO, so true, picturing my 15 year old niece (she's about 5' 3 and very slim) and her handbag, the bloody thing is bigger than her and yet she manages to keep it hooked over her arm and still walk - it's an impressive feat - what she has in it I have no idea and her sister is worse. 
PW, don't put us all in the same bag though (no pun intended hahahaha) My handbag collection is as exensive as my shoes 

[pagewizards]

LIke I said...Wimmin and their handbags..one of life's great mystery's..I'm sure there's a best seller waiting for whomever discover's the secret which must include the ritual of wimmin dancing around them at parties,disco's etc!!

[GfL]

...I'm sure there's a best seller waiting for whomever discover's the secret which must include the ritual of wimmin dancing around them at parties,disco's etc!!

LMAO that's a best seller I guess I won't be writing some time soon but as for dancing around them I could hazard a guess at "safety in numbers" - you never know what might be lurking in the dark of a nightclub to jump on you ..........or is that wishful thinking   

[pagewizards]

you never know what might be lurking in the dark of a nightclub to jump on you...funny you should say that as I once had the misfortune to "get lucky" with a women in a night club...and it wasn't until I was outside in the light of a street lamp to find out my luck wasn't that great...she resembled Guy the gorilla!

[Guns]

That would be the beer goggles at work mate

[GfL]

find out my luck wasn't that great...she resembled Guy the gorilla!

She must have thought you'd probably have a nice banana for her lol   

[H]

Never chatted up, picked up an ugly woman!!!!

BUT CHRIST I'VE WOKE UP WITH A FEW!!!!!!!

[Guns]

That is why booze was invented, so fat ugly mingers get a shag too

[GfL]

You lot are meaaaaaaaan  lol 

[pagewizards]

LMAO...but Guns is soooooooo right....the more booze you have the prettier the mingers look..the only down side is when you go up to these semi human female aliens and say something friendly like "wanner shag darling", they have the cheek tometimes to say " fuck off" in response and I'm thinking you ungrateful cow!!!...I now have a new thory, what a guy should do is pick on the most gorgeous birds he can find and enquire if they would like the ride of their life,and I reckon success would outweigh set-backs,as a lot of guys don't approach the gorgeous chicks for fear of rejection....just a theory!

[GfL]

A lot of wimmins are known for being a soft touch, too much sympathy and feeling sorry for those handicapped by their looks, knitted jumpers, NHS glasses, geekiness etc. which is why they get hammered andjust say yes to those who have approached them.   They wouldn't offer their favours but how can they say no it'd be like kicking a puppy   

One thing with your theory, you'd best explain whether by "ride of their life" you mean your bike or you or both - misunderstandings can have a very painful otucome   

[pagewizards]

ride the hog,or ride the hot rod, both would be pretty wild

[GfL]

ride the hog,or ride the hot rod, both would be pretty wild

LMAO  at least you didn't say at the same time - wild and impressive !!