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« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2010, 06:21:10 AM » |
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Didn't say it wasn't at the same time did I...which brings back memories of Bisley.....anyone can shag in a car, but on a bike takes some dexterity  |
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« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2010, 07:01:52 AM » |
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Didn't say it wasn't at the same time did I...which brings back memories of Bisley.....anyone can shag in a car, but on a bike takes some dexterity And a good side stand! |
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« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2010, 07:54:29 AM » |
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.....anyone can shag in a car, but on a bike takes some dexterity OK, got me there, no you didn't say it wasn't at the same time LOL dexterity and don't forget flexibility or as a friend said about his girlfriend at the time "she is very bendy" |
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« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2010, 10:38:52 AM » |
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And remember, fat wimmins need good lovin' too! And they tend to be more grateful! Having said that, I've seen these ugly, fat sows married to some weak, piss ant dude and they walk all over the poor sap. I think there is some sort of relationship snafu in that scenario. And scooter divin'? Where there's a will there is a way!  And that's what is the most fun. Spur of the moment quickies!!!!!! Yee haw!!!!  |
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« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2010, 02:45:06 AM » |
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And that's what is the most fun. Spur of the moment quickies!!!!!! Yee haw!!!! Wink Wink..the other advantage quickies have especially if you have just shagged a minger...you can just say "thanks" walk away and not have to talk to them again! 
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« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2010, 03:13:14 AM » |
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LMFAO Better than a coyote, you know the type, when you go to bed they are a supermodel but when you wake up and the booze haze clears, you'd rather chew through your own arm than wake them up  |
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« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2010, 11:02:55 AM » |
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My "minger" alarm clock is 5:00 AM. Slipout while they are asleep and you don't have to say thanks. And I have been lucky to be by a highway once to thumb it back home.  Like the song says, "I went to bed at 2:00 with a ten and woke up at 10:00 with a 2!" |
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« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2010, 08:09:08 AM » |
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ROTFLMFAO at you allSpontaneous, spur of the moment, quickies, that rush of running the risk of getting caught - oh yeah Arrgggghhhh! I gotta million of 'em. Me n Lil Red have more fun than monkeys on a grapevine. (At least before PW or those Algerians get hold of 'em.) |
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« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2010, 10:27:58 AM » |
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« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2010, 01:59:02 AM » |
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Monkey wanker  |
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« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2010, 09:21:16 AM » |
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That brings an all new meaning to spanking your monkey! |
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« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2010, 12:23:20 PM » |
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LMAO yep a cattle prod on the prostate!!!!!  |
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« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2010, 06:24:48 AM » |
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can't join you guys in this one, I can't spank a monkey and don't have a cattle prod lmao |
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« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2010, 09:01:16 AM » |
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can't join you guys in this one, I can't spank a monkey and don't have a cattle prod lmao .. .can assure you if you did have a cattle prod you wouldn't LYAO...but your eyes would glow in the dark
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