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www.4HD.net supporting Veterans in the UK and USA.
As our various governments seem to think that getting killed or injured for your Country is not a priority issue, we at 4HD.net have grabbed the bull by the horns and here is what we are doing.
We are raising funds for Veterans Charities with every order you place as we donate a percentage of the profit to charity.
In addition, through Guns affilliation with the Royal British Legion Riders, we aim to raise funds for the Poppy Appeal which helps the Royal British Legion fund the support and rehabilitation of current serving and veteran members of the British Armed Forces.
We are also very keen to get involved with Help For Heroes whose help is invaluable to a great many ex-servicemen and women injured in the line of duty. So please show your support for our Troops and when the time comes, buy that poppy, it really can make a difference.
To find out more about the Royal British Legion and the poppy appeal, please take a look at www.poppy.org

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« on: July 20, 2010, 01:11:26 AM »
I have a new chat up line that works everytime!!
It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them..............

Here's how it goes 'Excuse me  love, could I ask your opinion?
Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform  to you?'

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
(thanks to my cousin Neil for that one  Cheesy)
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 07:15:25 AM »
LOL bet he's been on sickipedia for that one  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 08:17:26 AM »
 Grin Grin
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 06:27:44 AM »
Where does one go for chloroform these days?

I ran out of Rohypnoled - at my age breathing is a bonus....
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 06:31:26 AM »
Boots lol
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 07:03:50 AM »
Quote from: Guns on July 30, 2010, 06:31:26 AM
Boots lol

how'd you know?Huh  uh uh lol
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2010, 08:51:25 AM »
It was the first chemist that sprang to mind lol Wink
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