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« on: July 27, 2010, 02:53:36 PM » |
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An elderly couple was in church when the wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just cut a silent fart. What should I do?" He replied, "Replace your hearing aid battery!"  |
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2010, 06:23:49 AM » |
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2010, 06:25:16 AM » |
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LOL That's one of those "I wish the ground would open up and swallow me" moments !  |
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2010, 06:28:24 AM » |
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Better get me some new batteries for my hearing aids lol  |
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 06:59:56 AM » |
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ROTLMAO woudl help if you wore the bloody things once in a while - we'll be conversing by semaphore in years to come |
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 08:51:54 AM » |
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half past two  |
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2010, 06:56:23 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2010, 01:34:24 PM » |
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Semaphore!?  Is that like a peterfor?  |
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2010, 06:47:53 AM » |
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Semaphore!? Is that like a peterfor? OK, I'll go make myself look stupid - "peterfor" ? |
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2010, 07:54:02 AM » |
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LMAO. Old High School joke. Couldn't help it? You don't know what a peter's for? |
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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2010, 06:50:00 AM » |
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OK going by the shocked look I'm guessing I did ask a very stoooopid question and a peter is the one thing guaranteed to make every woman smile unless a) she's a lesbian or b) it's only a couple of inches in size !! lol |
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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2010, 08:04:15 AM » |
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b) it's only a couple of inches in size !! lol Holy smokes!!! I'd have to join the Democrat party if that was the case. Or Islam.... |
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2010, 01:49:07 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 06:43:28 AM » |
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.... thought he said Sticks and I responded I didn't want to tote a big one!!!!!  LMAO, as long as it's "woody" in feeling..............  |
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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2010, 06:55:12 AM » |
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Like I've always said, I may not be able to tag bottom, but I can sure give the sides Hell!  |
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