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« on: July 20, 2010, 01:11:26 AM »
I have a new chat up line that works everytime!!
It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them..............

Here's how it goes 'Excuse me  love, could I ask your opinion?
Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform  to you?'

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
(thanks to my cousin Neil for that one  Cheesy)
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 07:15:25 AM »
LOL bet he's been on sickipedia for that one  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 08:17:26 AM »
 Grin Grin
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 06:27:44 AM »
Where does one go for chloroform these days?

I ran out of Rohypnoled - at my age breathing is a bonus....
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 06:31:26 AM »
Boots lol
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 07:03:50 AM »
Quote from: Guns on July 30, 2010, 06:31:26 AM
Boots lol

how'd you know?Huh  uh uh lol
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2010, 08:51:25 AM »
It was the first chemist that sprang to mind lol Wink
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