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www.4HD.net supporting Veterans in the UK and USA.
As our various governments seem to think that getting killed or injured for your Country is not a priority issue, we at 4HD.net have grabbed the bull by the horns and here is what we are doing.
We are raising funds for Veterans Charities with every order you place as we donate a percentage of the profit to charity.
In addition, through Guns affilliation with the Royal British Legion Riders, we aim to raise funds for the Poppy Appeal which helps the Royal British Legion fund the support and rehabilitation of current serving and veteran members of the British Armed Forces.
We are also very keen to get involved with Help For Heroes whose help is invaluable to a great many ex-servicemen and women injured in the line of duty. So please show your support for our Troops and when the time comes, buy that poppy, it really can make a difference.
To find out more about the Royal British Legion and the poppy appeal, please take a look at www.poppy.org

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« on: July 30, 2010, 07:06:02 AM »

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
 
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,

"Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
Missing a beat, blurts out....

"Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 07:51:07 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 08:50:50 AM »

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