Simon Mayo's drivetime show on BBC Radio 2 has a spot every day called 3 word Monday, Tuesday etc
The idea is listeners describe their day in 3 words, some of them are really funny and other definitely leave you wondering what the hell these people are up to!!

So I thought it would be good to start a thread where we can do something similar

I'll make the topic sticky so it stays at the top of the list and I'll add the first entry

NEED A BEER!