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« on: January 20, 2012, 09:26:29 AM »
After thinking about all crap one encounters I have decided to dedicate the rest of my life to:

Riding my bike
Not giving a fuck
Drink as much as I want
Eat whatever I want
Fart when I want to
Shagging all females that have a desire to do so..as long as they have a detectable pulse
Ignoring the boss
Being completely and totally anti PC
Tell all whom I dislike to fuck off
Strangle any liberal I meet

I might review this list to add a few items as I go but this will get me off to a good start!
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 11:37:39 AM »
The new PW manifesto Smiley
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I thought he say "loan arranger" bugger.......
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2012, 01:35:44 PM »
Quote from: pagewizards on January 20, 2012, 09:26:29 AM
After thinking about all crap one encounters I have decided to dedicate the rest of my life to:

Riding my bike
Not giving a fuck
Drink as much as I want
Eat whatever I want
Fart when I want to
Shagging all females that have a desire to do so..as long as they have a detectable pulse
Ignoring the boss
Being completely and totally anti PC
Tell all whom I dislike to fuck off
Strangle any liberal I meet

I might review this list to add a few items as I go but this will get me off to a good start!

No change there then Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 07:42:51 AM »
PW,

One to add

Do as the wife tells me, immediately  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2012, 08:23:04 AM »
Quote from: GfL on January 23, 2012, 07:42:51 AM
PW,

One to add

Do as the wife tells me, immediately  Grin
..............If I did that, I'm sure she would have a heart attack.....think she knows by now if she wants me to do something the best approach is:

1. Tell me not to touch it!
2. Tell me she's going to do it....as its painful to watch her try!
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 08:12:17 AM »
Quote from: pagewizards on January 23, 2012, 08:23:04 AM
..............If I did that, I'm sure she would have a heart attack.....think she knows by now if she wants me to do something the
1. Tell me not to touch it!
2. Tell me she's going to do it....as its painful to watch her try!


Ahhhh, two things I haven't tried with Guns, perhaps I should  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2012, 04:55:52 AM »

The  happiness of Muslims is something that has been playing on my mind lately, and I'm trying to work out their logic!

They're not happy in Gaza.
They're not happy in Egypt.
They're not happy in Libya.
They're not happy in Morocco.
They're not happy in Iran.
They're not happy in Iraq.
They're not happy in Yemen.
They're not happy in Afghanistan.
They're not happy in Pakistan.
They're not happy in Syria.
They're not happy in Lebanon.

So,where are they happy?

They're happy in Canada.
They're happy in Australia.
They're happy in England.
They're happy in Italy.
They're happy in Germany.
They're happy in Sweden.
They're happy in the USA.
They're happy in Norway.

They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM.
WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

So this leads me to ask the question "just how fucking stupid can they get?"....No wonder they all have bandaged heads, they clearly are dropped on them at birth!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2012, 06:35:38 AM »
Just spat coffee all over the keyboard  Cheesy Grin Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2012, 09:18:01 PM »
Death to Goblins! Angry Angry Angry
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 06:43:41 AM »
All gone and now back from 4 well deserved days away (although the cat didn't see it that way) Goblins will be exterminated quickly and promptly by Guns as before  Cheesy
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