I nearly crashed the car...

[GfL]

when I heard that the banker has handed his bonus back and, apparently, all of it unless he got more than £1m in the first placed and just told us poor people that he had only received £1m meaning he'd still be in the money. 

I bet he's feeling realllllly sick at the moment !

[Guns]

He won't be feeling that sick, his basic salary is £8,000,000!

[pagewizards]

He won't be feeling that sick, his basic salary is £8,000,000!

.......Blimey that's even more than I get!

[GfL]

He won't be feeling that sick, his basic salary is £8,000,000!

That's ludicrous

I'd love to spend a day in his shoes to see what is consists of !!

[Guns]

Butler wakes him gently at 06:30 and escorts him to the bathroom where a warm bath awaits him.
Butler washes him, dires him and dresses him in his bathrobe and escorts him to his "dressing room" where all the clotes for the day are neatly laid out for him.
First hard decision of the day, which tie to wear (from the selction provided by the butler/valet)
Then down to breakfast, read the paper whilst the chauffer finishes polishing the Roller and brings it aroundthe front of the house.

He is then driven to work (reading the papers as he goes) and is deposited right outside the buildng whre the doorman meets the vehicle and opens the car door for him (provides an umbrella if it is raining) and escorts him to the doors which again are opened for him.

He is escorted to his private lift where the atendant is waiting and takes him to his office floor.
His PA is waiting at the lift for him and fill him in on any relevant news as she walks him to his fuck off massive office.
She leaves him so she can make his morning coffee and he can finish reading his papers.

After playing solitaire for a few hours it is lunchtime and again his chauffer awits to take him to his "Club" for an arse kissing session with some government minister and a free lunch.

By now it is 3PM so he heads off to play a round of golf with some very important business clients (his mates from the other fucking banks!)
so they can discuss serious banking matters (such as how else they can fuck the common man and get away with it and how to spend their fucking millions in bonuses).

6PM it is off to see the mistress for a quick blower then home to be washed and dressed by the butler for dinner at some fuck off expensive gaff in the city with the wife (daughter of some lesser royal/peer of the realm, product of Swiss finishing schools and sole beneficiary of Daddies fortune and estate).

10PM driven home again by chauffer. She goes to bed, he goes into his "study" for a nightcap and to watch the news on CNN, BBC, News 24, Sky News, Bloomberg etc.
11PM, parlour maid comes in to clean the room, ends up getting rogered by the banker.
Midnight, he retires to bed after such a demanding day, ready to dream of his next 6 month vacation in Mustique at RichardBransons house


See how hard these Bankers have to work - now stop whingeing lol

[pagewizards]

Butler wakes him gently at 06:30 and escorts him to the bathroom where a warm bath awaits him.
Butler washes him, dires him and dresses him in his bathrobe and escorts him to his "dressing room" where all the clotes for the day are neatly laid out for him.
First hard decision of the day, which tie to wear (from the selction provided by the butler/valet)
Then down to breakfast, read the paper whilst the chauffer finishes polishing the Roller and brings it aroundthe front of the house.

He is then driven to work (reading the papers as he goes) and is deposited right outside the buildng whre the doorman meets the vehicle and opens the car door for him (provides an umbrella if it is raining) and escorts him to the doors which again are opened for him.

He is escorted to his private lift where the atendant is waiting and takes him to his office floor.
His PA is waiting at the lift for him and fill him in on any relevant news as she walks him to his fuck off massive office.
She leaves him so she can make his morning coffee and he can finish reading his papers.

After playing solitaire for a few hours it is lunchtime and again his chauffer awits to take him to his "Club" for an arse kissing session with some government minister and a free lunch.

By now it is 3PM so he heads off to play a round of golf with some very important business clients (his mates from the other fucking banks!)
so they can discuss serious banking matters (such as how else they can fuck the common man and get away with it and how to spend their fucking millions in bonuses).

6PM it is off to see the mistress for a quick blower then home to be washed and dressed by the butler for dinner at some fuck off expensive gaff in the city with the wife (daughter of some lesser royal/peer of the realm, product of Swiss finishing schools and sole beneficiary of Daddies fortune and estate).

10PM driven home again by chauffer. She goes to bed, he goes into his "study" for a nightcap and to watch the news on CNN, BBC, News 24, Sky News, Bloomberg etc.
11PM, parlour maid comes in to clean the room, ends up getting rogered by the banker.
Midnight, he retires to bed after such a demanding day, ready to dream of his next 6 month vacation in Mustique at RichardBransons house


See how hard these Bankers have to work - now stop whingeing lol

.............I want that job!

[GfL]

I wouldn't mind the PAs job, he'd have to pay her extremely well to the point of her being able to own a nice posh place, have exotic hols and jewellery etc.,  to make sure she keeps quiet about all the dirty deals he is involved in AND going from that write up of her bosses job all she has to do is talk to him once in the morning and tell him the same news that we hear every day so that means it will be a very quick conversation.

Yep I could happily do that.   

[pagewizards]

I wouldn't mind the PAs job, he'd have to pay her extremely well to the point of her being able to own a nice posh place, have exotic hols and jewellery etc.,  to make sure she keeps quiet about all the dirty deals he is involved in AND going from that write up of her bosses job all she has to do is talk to him once in the morning and tell him the same news that we hear every day so that means it will be a very quick conversation.

Yep I could happily do that.   

........Plus there's keeping quiet about all the dirty sex he get's up to with her!

[GfL]

YUK - not my type - bet he has clammy hands

He'd be paying me to keep quiet about all  "escorts" I was hiring for him !!

[pagewizards]

YUK - not my type - bet he has clammy hands

He'd be paying me to keep quiet about all  "escorts" I was hiring for him !!

........That's the best thing about being a top exec.......Nooky on expenses..........happy days!!

[GfL]

A bonus indeed