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www.4HD.net supporting Veterans in the UK and USA.
As our various governments seem to think that getting killed or injured for your Country is not a priority issue, we at 4HD.net have grabbed the bull by the horns and here is what we are doing.
We are raising funds for Veterans Charities with every order you place as we donate a percentage of the profit to charity.
In addition, through Guns affilliation with the Royal British Legion Riders, we aim to raise funds for the Poppy Appeal which helps the Royal British Legion fund the support and rehabilitation of current serving and veteran members of the British Armed Forces.
We are also very keen to get involved with Help For Heroes whose help is invaluable to a great many ex-servicemen and women injured in the line of duty. So please show your support for our Troops and when the time comes, buy that poppy, it really can make a difference.
To find out more about the Royal British Legion and the poppy appeal, please take a look at www.poppy.org

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« on: July 31, 2009, 07:51:47 AM »
 A plane was taking off from Kennedy International Airport in New York. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain announced over the intercom,"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" Grin Grin
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2009, 09:05:30 AM »
lmfao  Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2009, 02:00:30 AM »
lol the rest of that flight would have been very uncomfortable for the noses of the other passengers  Grin
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LES VRAIS PARADIS SONT LES PARADIS QU'ON A PERDUS
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2009, 12:32:13 PM »
and i bet there was a black ( or maybe brown ) market in wet wipes
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STANDING IN YOUR ROOM, STANDING ALL ALONE
IN THE SHADOWS THAT DANCE UPON THE WALL
AND YOU'RE JUST WAITING BY THE TELEPHONE
HOPING THERE'S SOMEONE THERE TO CALL
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